I've got a 'chip' on my shoulder about kid's menus!

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If you’re anything like me, then going on holidays means a break from cooking. Oh happy, oh bliss, oh joy - no cooking. But oh no - we are at the mercy of kids menus when we eat out. Why is it that’s kid’s menus in restaurants are, on the whole, so rubbish? They should just call it the chip menu. What would you like with your chips today, children? Sausages, fish fingers, burger, chicken nuggets ? Or perhaps pasta and butter or pizza? Where’s the balance, the veggies, the variety?

If you’re anything like me, then going on holidays means a break from cooking. Oh happy, oh bliss, oh joy - no cooking. But oh no - we are at the mercy of kids menus when we eat out. Why is it that’s kid’s menus in restaurants are, on the whole, so rubbish? They should just call it the chip menu. What would you like with your chips today, children? Sausages, fish fingers, burger, chicken nuggets ? Or perhaps pasta and butter or pizza? Where’s the balance, the veggies, the variety?

Chef’s of Ireland, I know you are better than this, I know you can produce excellent food because I have eaten it while my children have sat beside me and eaten a plate of fat, grease and salt. And yes, they do enjoy it, mostly because they don’t get it at home (my lot anyway!). But yes, they can in fact eat other things beyond chips - please let’s have some better options on the menu or toss the kids menu in the bin altogether and kids can order half portions from the normal menu. 

The most terrifying moment for me as a mother (slight exaggeration here for emphasis!) was when I realised my eldest son could read and I could no longer fob him off with dinner off my plate or an imaginary kids menu. Oh sad day, he had discovered he could read off the actual children’s menu and not just choose from the one I made up!

Holidaying in Ireland last year, we spent 10 days in a hotel i.e.. no cooking facilities. During that time, I did a little experiment where I allowed the children order whatever they liked from the children’s menu every night. I ate salads and fish and roast vegetables while they ate chips. There was also pizza and the occasional bolognese but there was not a vegetable to be seen on any of the 30 dinners consumed during those 10 days*.

This year, I was stricter and insisted that for lunch they had soup wherever we were and a couple of times, told the waiter we didn’t want to see the children’s menu (on the q.t.) so that they had to order from the adult menu. And guess what - they enjoyed most of what they had. There was a beef and vegetable pie that didn’t rate very highly but the generally veg-based soup always went down a treat. 

Please, chef’s of Ireland - consider the health of our children and offer them something better than the 6 staple items available on most children’s menus (can you name them - answers below!). And yes, I know that as a parent I should be taking responsibility for what my children eat but when you make it so attractive for them with the cute menus and the colouring and the free ice-cream - it’s like pushing a boulder up a mountain. I’m just asking that there is always an option other than deep fried food, veg is always served on the side or included in the bolognese/curry and if offering chips, that they be homemade or at least not heavily salted. I’ll leave it at that for now……

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6 things on a kids menu - burger, sausages, nuggets, fish pieces, spaghetti bolognese and pizza